I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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