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  Big sunglasses are the new paper bag

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  ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free

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• (253): View more from Washington

  For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.

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• (626): View more from California

  Dignity is for republicans.

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• (650): View more from California

  OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?

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  Keg backpack and a Bike

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.

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  You sound pretty unsure about all of this.

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• (707): View more from California

  At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina

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