Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dignity is for republicans.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina