you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.