Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive

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(516): View more from New York

you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed

(603): View more from New Hampshire

well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

dude i feel like shit

(413): View more from Massachusetts

well u did eat a lot of play-doh

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know where my bra went.

(1-303): View more from Colorado

Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.

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(516): View more from New York

I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"

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(310): View more from California

Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea

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