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• (818): View more from California

  On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?

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• (915): View more from Texas

  dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop

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• (607): View more from New York

  Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children

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  actually, i try not to think about it

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  and i pooped them out

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.

  (347): View more from New York

  Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.

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• (925): View more from California

  It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today

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