i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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