Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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