I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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