I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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