so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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