Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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