If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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