And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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