I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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