a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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