Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My legs feel like baby dolphins
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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