Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Randomize
