i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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