Don't you send me to vm
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
