Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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