Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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