he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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