I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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