Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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