Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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