we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize