singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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