why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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