Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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