Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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