That's intense
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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