Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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