whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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