He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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