do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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