Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I need moral support for this bender
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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