oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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