used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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