I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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