you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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