Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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