I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
love makes seman taste better
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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