Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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