Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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