If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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