that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
we're so committed to being not committed
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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