I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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