now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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