let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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