just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The uberlube is also flammable
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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