I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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