do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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