Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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