i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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