Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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