Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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